Alright ladies and gentlemen! Here’s the much delayed post I mentioned in the shout box late last night. Since Xmas is upon us I’ve been out doing the shopping thing Ack what utter shit that is… anyway… back to the reason you’re all here! HARDCORE PORN!

Todays post is sort of the new kid on the block for lack of a better phrase. All of the videos inside the Simple Fucks members area are shot in HD. So that means that when you’re watching some 19 year old cum slut getting fucked like the dog she is you’ll be able to see the juices dripping from her swollen abused pussy! Pretty graphic I know lol! But seriously guys. If you’ve got high speed internet like I do there’s no need to be watching some super compressed shitty hardcore porn flick on the net!

The reason there’s pictures in my Simple Fucks gallery and not videos is that the freebies I could get my hands on actually looked like shit tbh…

The pictures are pretty hot and she LOVES the cock but if you head over to the Simple Fucks website you’ll be able to download a free Simple Fucks trailer that will give you a small taste of what’s in store for your cock n balls

Like I said a paragraph or so ago.. If you’ve got high speed internet (DSL/ISDN/Cable/ETC) then there’s no reason you shouldn’t be downloading DVD quality hardcore porn from Simple Fucks. It just makes no fucking sense honestly. Watching shitty videos on high speed is like owning a Porsche and never driving over 25mph… it’s a waste of car man..

Same thing with high speed fellas. If you’re not using your internet to it’s FULL potential then… well… go back to dial up and save some money. Otherwise get your cock n balls over to Simple Fucks RIGHT NOW and join damnit! It’s like 5 bucks or some shit to get a trial password to Simple Fucks so honestly… you’ve not got much to lose man.. Just do it and you’ll thank me later